Saturday, August 31, 2013

10 Ways to Know A Loved One Smokes Pot

  1. They gain an appreciation for good music, specifically Pink Floyd.
  2. They get stopped for doing 18 in a 55 mph zone.
  3. They drive by a dead skunk in the road and close their eyes and say, "mmmmm...."
  4. They can spend 20 minutes debating the merits of moon-pies vs. Twinkies.
  5. They are better than MacGyver and Michael Westen combined when it comes to making a pipe out of anything at hand.
  6. Suggest anything cosmic, like "dude, think about this: we could all just be one tiny speck in the thumbnail of a giant being...and we could also have a universe in our thumbnails" and they will sit, stunned and silent, for the next forty minutes.
  7. They lick the top flap of a burrito before they close it.
  8. They pray for glaucoma.
  9. They can out-think an aircraft engineer in matters of air-flow.
  10. They could survive a fire in a tire factory and never cough.

1 comment:

  1. We used to joke that 20 mph is the "stoned speed." It didn't matter how many times you checked your speedometer and forced yourself to go the posted speed limit, you'd eventually get distracted by the radio or something and wind up back at 20 mph.