I want to be one of these guys:
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The guy who drives the driving range ball retriever
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| The DMV Guy |
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| Quality Control Engineer |
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| Urchin chimney sweep from Dickensian England |
Professional Guy-Who-Sings-O-Canada-for-the-Canucks Impersonator
(would need to gain a few pounds - er, kilograms - for this one)
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Stooge
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| Musketeer |
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Blind Mouse
Anybody know anyone in any of these fields, please let me know. But bear in mind I'll need to take next Tuesday off. And I don't work past 5. And don't piss-test me. And I'll need a wet-bar in my cubicle. And throughout the year I'll be letting you know of several dozen Jewish Holidays you might never have heard of, but that I'll need off nonetheless. |
It's uncanny how much you look like the guy in the tux....and the guy who rides my bus in the morning!
ReplyDeleteAll too true...but I'm still waiting for a picture of your bus-mate.
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