10 Ways to Know A Loved One Smokes Pot

1. They gain an appreciation for good music, specifically Pink Floyd.
2. They get stopped for doing 18 in a 55 mph zone.
3. They drive by a dead skunk in the road and close their eyes and say, "mmmmm...."
4. They can spend 20 minutes debating the merits of moon-pies vs. Twinkies.
5. They are better than MacGyver and Michael Westen combined when it comes to making a pipe out of anything at hand.
6. Suggest anything cosmic, like "dude, think about this: we could all just be one tiny speck in the thumbnail of a giant being...and we could also have a universe in our thumbnails" and they will sit, stunned and silent, for the next forty minutes.
7. They lick the top flap of a burrito before they close it.
8. They pray for glaucoma.
9. They can out-think an aircraft engineer in matters of air-flow.
10. They could survive a fire in a tire factory and never cough.