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Monday, November 14, 2011
A little joke for a Monday Morning
A ventriloquist decides to switch professions and become a fake spirit medium. His first customer is a grieving widow looking to speak to her husband. He tells her, "For twenty bucks I can locate your husband in the hereafter and have him speak to you. For fifty bucks I can drink a glass of water while he's talking."