It's the most won-der-ful tiiiiime of the year

So it's wey-hey-hey for the black and gold today...

The world is going to hell in a handcart, mes amigos. At its best, it's bad, and at its worst it's friggin' unbearable.

But not today. Today I got my Bruins tickets. So fuck you all, you lords of trouble, of strife, of grimness and of quiet desperation: opening day is October 21 and I got my tickets. Who wants to go with me?