tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8831516808434643835.post6919297667865340335..comments2023-10-11T05:12:39.673-04:00Comments on The Crafty Southpaw: Two Stories of Grown Men Shitting Themselves, One of Whom Is Mecraftyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12092073053793715234noreply@blogger.comBlogger15125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8831516808434643835.post-48330303548942069892012-07-28T01:01:55.421-04:002012-07-28T01:01:55.421-04:00Been wracking my brain since you made this comment...Been wracking my brain since you made this comment as to what could be worse that is secreted or excreted by the human body, and I have to tell you, I got nothing. Well, nothing while being in a car. Well, while driving. Well, while driving and not getting a blowjob. <br /><br />Do I need to continue painting this picture? Did I need to go THIS far?craftyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12092073053793715234noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8831516808434643835.post-49528380593877815472012-07-28T00:59:52.011-04:002012-07-28T00:59:52.011-04:00"Smella-Blogga-Vision?""Smella-Blogga-Vision?"craftyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12092073053793715234noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8831516808434643835.post-41394355493941759842012-07-27T16:22:42.424-04:002012-07-27T16:22:42.424-04:00It's posts like this one that make me glad the...It's posts like this one that make me glad they haven't figured out how to add scent to blog posts.Robhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05767080296489122846noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8831516808434643835.post-61473086736000154702012-07-25T22:02:07.392-04:002012-07-25T22:02:07.392-04:00Well, it's only shit. It could have been somet...Well, it's only shit. It could have been something much worse.Crankyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07995365444853477833noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8831516808434643835.post-1249908319924917372012-07-25T18:33:25.231-04:002012-07-25T18:33:25.231-04:00Sorry Mojo - but given the subject matter be glad ...Sorry Mojo - but given the subject matter be glad it's only soda you're cleaning...craftyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12092073053793715234noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8831516808434643835.post-23427511379825302852012-07-25T18:32:37.657-04:002012-07-25T18:32:37.657-04:00I'm not letting him within 20 feet of you.I'm not letting him within 20 feet of you.craftyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12092073053793715234noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8831516808434643835.post-64824124729346489402012-07-25T13:45:17.308-04:002012-07-25T13:45:17.308-04:00A prior warning next time, please, so I don't ...A prior warning next time, please, so I don't have to clean the coke off my monitor. Too funny.Memphis MOJOhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12653631347560307425noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8831516808434643835.post-64915976351315121732012-07-25T12:54:49.278-04:002012-07-25T12:54:49.278-04:00Dear God, please resume writing about guns, m'...Dear God, please resume writing about guns, m'kay?<br /><br />As for Ken, I need to meet this guy....and be sure he's NEVER comfortable enough around me to....Josiehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00226640652091292377noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8831516808434643835.post-88276308515738764052012-07-25T10:21:45.574-04:002012-07-25T10:21:45.574-04:00Don't feel TOO sorry - brother could have stop...Don't feel TOO sorry - brother could have stopped running.craftyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12092073053793715234noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8831516808434643835.post-39390257575488138892012-07-25T10:20:28.820-04:002012-07-25T10:20:28.820-04:00Perhaps - but in my mind's eye, the Brit that ...Perhaps - but in my mind's eye, the Brit that I conjured up is old-style enough that he would use a past participle that was identical to the root verb whenever it had, you should pardon the pun here, a sniff of legitimacy.<br /><br />And btw - these aren't the droids you're looking for.<br /><br />Get it? Mr. Subliminal? Huh? Nothing? Hmm? Well, ok.craftyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12092073053793715234noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8831516808434643835.post-39984447537608009822012-07-25T09:03:24.182-04:002012-07-25T09:03:24.182-04:00Great story about Ken. And I always felt so sorry ...Great story about Ken. And I always felt so sorry for that guy in the picture.lightning36https://www.blogger.com/profile/05641629003610446976noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8831516808434643835.post-53567953047107652392012-07-25T07:55:45.968-04:002012-07-25T07:55:45.968-04:00I shit myaelf once when I was lifting weights.I shit myaelf once when I was lifting weights.Carmelhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09330751936270389251noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8831516808434643835.post-5173666039313336212012-07-25T05:33:56.551-04:002012-07-25T05:33:56.551-04:00For the sake of verisimilitude, a British aristocr...For the sake of verisimilitude, a British aristocrat would have announced "I've <b>shat</b> myself."Mr Subliminalhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03695144984530658902noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8831516808434643835.post-16396012299912883922012-07-25T02:55:11.205-04:002012-07-25T02:55:11.205-04:00I must say, in 16 characters (counting the CR/LF a...I must say, in 16 characters (counting the CR/LF as one character), you've captured things to a nicety. And, I confess, I thought that exact word as I was squirming uncomfortably in a hot pile of my own shame.craftyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12092073053793715234noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8831516808434643835.post-8099438679510832502012-07-25T02:39:52.818-04:002012-07-25T02:39:52.818-04:00Ew.
That is all.Ew. <br /><br />That is all.Rakewellhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15873391354585352712noreply@blogger.com