tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8831516808434643835.post6003555823748000108..comments2023-10-11T05:12:39.673-04:00Comments on The Crafty Southpaw: Let the Autopsy Report Show He Did it to Himselfcraftyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12092073053793715234noreply@blogger.comBlogger9125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8831516808434643835.post-84276952982094100862011-05-22T14:02:22.199-04:002011-05-22T14:02:22.199-04:00If you let them, yes. This is why we use cutting ...If you let them, yes. This is why we use cutting boards for everything. We are ever-vigilant against the evil brown dot.craftyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12092073053793715234noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8831516808434643835.post-30890652131088408832011-05-21T12:42:38.727-04:002011-05-21T12:42:38.727-04:00Maybe, but only a cat can put it arse on the place...Maybe, but only a cat can put it arse on the places you prepare and eat your foodWolfsheadhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02557657560134585950noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8831516808434643835.post-87285654155950663612011-05-21T09:42:34.036-04:002011-05-21T09:42:34.036-04:00Well, that plus ruined furniture. Still wouldn...Well, that plus ruined furniture. Still wouldn't have it any other way. Dogs are like Republicans: big, smelly, bombastic, but more so than any of that, they can't help sniffing ballsack.craftyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12092073053793715234noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8831516808434643835.post-50509144185517355762011-05-21T00:38:07.823-04:002011-05-21T00:38:07.823-04:00That's what you get for owning a catThat's what you get for owning a catWolfsheadhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02557657560134585950noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8831516808434643835.post-84919620790061837422011-05-20T14:17:32.383-04:002011-05-20T14:17:32.383-04:00First of all, Tootsie agreed with you and she woul...First of all, Tootsie agreed with you and she wouldn't unless it were true.<br /><br />Second of all, to get such a wound you must've been wearing short sleeves which is like unheard of, for you.<br /><br />Third of all, Yay! I like how Tootsie had fresh (not canned) pinapple cut up and chilling in the fridge. MmmmmmmmJosiehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00226640652091292377noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8831516808434643835.post-47192611494595415802011-05-20T10:33:53.128-04:002011-05-20T10:33:53.128-04:00First of all, yes, you've heard the tale of Pe...First of all, yes, you've heard the tale of Pearl loving me with everything she has before. When you heard it the first time, you turned to Toots and asked if it was bullshit, or if it was true. What did she say?<br /><br />Second of all, yes, the wound looks absolutely self-inflicted, worse even than the picture indicates.<br /><br />And thirdly, I'm sure she would say it was absolutely her pleasure. Mine too. You're welcome under our roof any time.craftyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12092073053793715234noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8831516808434643835.post-62446904710371347722011-05-20T09:51:17.500-04:002011-05-20T09:51:17.500-04:00LOLLLL
First of all, I've heard that "my...LOLLLL<br /><br />First of all, I've heard that "my cat is in love with me" story one to many times and it's starting to sound creepy. :) <br /><br />Second of all, It sure does look like you tried to off yourself - perhaps because of a little kitty rejection? :)<br /><br />Third of all, Hi Tootsie! Thanks for letting me crash on your couch so I could lose a bunch of money!Josiehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00226640652091292377noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8831516808434643835.post-18962785969371701292011-05-19T21:35:51.153-04:002011-05-19T21:35:51.153-04:00I'll look funny, but God help me, I'll fee...I'll look funny, but God help me, I'll feel pretty.craftyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12092073053793715234noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8831516808434643835.post-10883091311709563672011-05-19T21:24:21.753-04:002011-05-19T21:24:21.753-04:00YOU WORE MY FUZZY SLIPPERS OUTSIDE? How many times...YOU WORE MY FUZZY SLIPPERS OUTSIDE? How many times do I have to explain? I have indoor shoes and outdoor shoes! And your feet are two sizes bigger than mine! Remind me not to buy clog slippers next time! You'll look funny wobbling outside in fur-trimmed leopard print high-heeled slippers!Tootsienoreply@blogger.com